About Me

Hello! Here are some things I think you should know about me:

My name is Hannah.
I am 19 years old + attending college.
I am straight.
Beyoncé is everything. 
Barbra Streisand can walk on water.
Adele Adkins is my best friend. Deal with it.
Helena Bonham Carter = HBIC.
Lady Gaga is a flawless angel sent from Heaven.
Elizabeth Taylor is the most beautiful human on the planet.
Lucille Ball can make me laugh no matter what mood I’m in.
Give me a pastrami sandwich + I will love you forever.
I love The Smiths.
Humphrey Bogart is gorgeous. I love him. End of story.
I will marry Gerard Butler. Or David Beckham. Or Gene Kelly.
My love for Conan O’Brien knows no bounds.
New York is heaven.
I will forever love Amy Winehouse. Rest in peace baby girl. ♥ 
Say whatever you like about me, but if you insult Judy Garland-
I will cut you.
That’s all.

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